![]() In the Uber ride in, Matt announces that much like Kate’s stunning gown, he also used to have pink hair. Make it STOP!!!!!!! When your razor breaks but you have a Spotlight voucher. Oh these two just make me bury my head in hands. Kate, the mistress of deflecting, gives him a vague “yeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh” before walking out of shot. Matt, who is lovable but just genuinely weird, trims his beard with what look like fabric scissors and then asks Kate to hold her hand. Over at Matt and Kate’s apartment, they are still pretending that Kate doesn’t want to throw him out the window. In this crappy serviced apartment somewhere in Sydney’s CBD she’s berating Anthony. She spent the whole commitment ceremony winning back our love when she defended Holly and now she’s undone it all. This time Selin is angry that Anthony puts his feet on the coffee table. F*ck. Source: Channel 9Īnd in “will they break up, won’t they break up” town, it is - surprise surprise - Selin and Anthony. Can’t just give out hugs to my wife willy-nilly. To cut a long story short, Selina and Cody had a disagreement and Selina wanted a hug. Selina and Cody, who had a great time in root week and actually rooted, are arguing. Source: Channel 9.īut when one relationship has sex, another turns sour. “It’s good!” he says, “I call her babe sometimes now. Everyone is ecstatic for him, but no one more than me! Yay, Al! Get it, brotha! Source: Fox.Īl has quickly become Australia’s little brother. Golden Retriever Puppy Al had sex with his bride, Samantha! I clap! He claps! We all smile in glee! Finally, some good fkn news!!! Me, when I find out that Al and Samantha finally had sex. It is uncomfortable.Īll of our original couples are getting ready for dinner party numero trois. Matt tells Kate that her tag is hanging out and Kate looks like he’s just told her he ran over her cat. Source: Channel 9.īack at camp Matt and Kate, there’s not much to say.Īpart from the fact that Matt creepily watches Kate sleep… these two have the dynamic of cousins who see each other once a year at Christmas and Kate doesn’t want to be there. He obliges, making her an almond latte and she declares that it’s been an “easy morning.” When your boss asks if you’re logged on. His wife lies in bed and demands that Dion already know her coffee order. Much like Holly dragging her chair away from her husband last week, he dramatically drags the suitcases noisily down a driveway. Next, Dion has already determined his role as loving husband and packs up all six suitcases in the car. The next morning, he confronts her and Jessica very eloquently refers to him as a “little bitch.” Oh, GAWD! Where do they find these people?! “I am stuck in the Blair Bitch Project” Source: Channel 9. He’s been eavesdropping on Jessica and overheard her talking absolute smack about him on the phone. Later in the night, like a scene from The Blair Witch Project, Daniel hides under his covers. Daniel, smartly refusing to take the bait, says “no”. Jessica had demanded that Daniel tell her what he doesn’t find attractive about her. Jessica and Daniel are still reeling after a fight last night. ![]() It’s time to leave the lover’s lairs that are the honeymoon suites. When your husband abandons you mid wedding. I give these two another two days before they actually rip each others’ heads off. On their “honeymoon” they had one nice moment followed by several sh*t ones. They trauma bonded.Įverything was all good until it went absolutely fkn pear-shaped.Īt the wedding, Jessica called it (rightfully) a fake wedding. Jessica had lost her sister at a young age and Daniel his brother. Their whole relationship is just Matt yelling “watch me jump in the pool” and Kate rolling her eyes. Kate looked like she wanted the ground to swallow her whole. He announces to Kate at their wedding that he is sorry if his breath smells but it’s on account of the chicken Twisties he had just devoured. He also has fostered 27 children in his life, so he’s amazing. Then she meets her husband Matt and calls him unattractive. She repeats over and over again that she’s been rejected her whole life. Kateis 36 and she says she’s been called “ugly” her whole life. “I refuse to feel guilty I was 4 hours late when he’s five foot seven.” Source: Channel 9. ![]()
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